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THIS CAT’S NAME IS FUCKING STARSCREAM

IM LOVING THIS SO MUCH

i lost it when he started kissing The Godfather’s paw

The question is “why”

Me introducing myself

I actually might’ve just fallen in love with her nsidjdj

I want complete backstory for every single alias she gave

I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message.

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

all of these people are deactivated this is like an archeological dig

We really are fucked I mean ww3 could break out any day and we’d all be like ”this is so sad alexa play despacito”

i’m ready to be kissed and loved and adored

he isnt? hes a cartoon character

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]