when women say “i hate men” they mean it in the “stop hurting me and my sisters” kind of way, not the “i want to rape, murder and oppress you” way. you know, the way men hate women.

“Like, how would a melody describe itself, man?”

“I’m like, not a who man, I’m a what.”

pacific rim was really like "our giant monster-killing robots are powered by the tender, intimate, powerful connection of soulmates - romantic, platonic, or familial" and i've never recovered from how the sheer brilliance of that concept made me feel

like i'm sorry but these enormous metal robots so vast and powerful that they run on nuclear reactor cores welded into their chests can only be moved and controlled by the power of love??? how does that not drive you utterly insane just thinking about it???

A real ride or die.

She went for his life. She went for his God damn family Seven Generations down. She went hard.

Please watch with sound omg

I hate you for this.

I lost it at the computer error.

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.