I LOVE SHIZUNE!!

send dan to hell for using his spirit technique to whip himself around to see his girlfriend instead of his niece

au where tsunade, who isn’t the best role model and should be the last person to raise kids, comes across shizune, kabuto, kakashi, and yamato one after the other until she’s raising them all at the same time.

i like to think that as a medic, shizune has the most insane and immense control over her body. if i had to give a reference, i would say inosuke from demon slayer because he can break/dislocate and relocate his bones at will.

it would be funny if shizune could have full-on conversations with tonton, even if it is just tonton oinking because i headcanon that shizune has learned how to communicate with tonton and that only people who are close to shizune understand the pig too.

someone give shizune a big fat hug

fic idea where shizune dies in action but revives hours later. a funeral wasn’t even planned yet in that amount of time. to her, she just passed out and woke up in the hospital looking for kimono, but to everyone else, the second they turned their heads, the fresh corpse just disappears from sight. after sorting out the fact that the corpse is shizune, who is capable of communicating, tests are run on the hokage’s assistant to figure out how the hell she’s even walking right now with all of her inert organs. after the tests and the fact that shizune is a walking medical mystery, shizune’s allies are told of her death and subsequent resurrection one by one.

fic idea set in the past where tsunade is constantly trying to have alone time with dan, only for baby shizune "cock-blocking" kato to show up or distract dan whenever necessary.

community but its the konoha jounin + special jounin

where did shizune get her wrist-mounted senbon launchers? from tsunade? or did she make them herself? they'd make good web shooters...

give shizune the symbiote. now.