the universe is made of stories, not atoms

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

i want you on my team holy shit

Men are alowdd to be ugly since they are all #ExpendableWarriors

That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.

Believe women

If I was there she’d have 39,999 cugarwtes

40,001

If I was there she’d be S13 Ep19

40,002 cigaretws

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

wait hold on guys the Creature of All Falsehood is actually making a really good point here

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third