Unexpect The Expected

this feels the same as being rick-rolled

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

When my grandfather was about to take a nap he'd say he was "checking his eyelids for holes", but when my uncle takes one he says he's worried the couch might float away and he needs to go hold it down.

Thank you @sweetlyfez I love them so much

I love you charing cross station northern line platform wall art.........

reblog so i can watch it over and over

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

Unrestrained summer fun

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

I like to think there's an Ankh-Morpork show (perhaps a live stage show) that's a combination of Great British Bakeoff and Forged in Fire where they bake dwarf bread and then attack a ballistic dummy with it.