Der Pfuffet Shoe Krispbread Spectrum (Puppet Christmas Special)
This is unfortunately the required watching for understanding who I am as a person
if you've got a spare eleven minutes, give it a watch and pleaseee π tell me what you think
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Der Pfuffet Shoe Krispbread Spectrum (Puppet Christmas Special)
This is unfortunately the required watching for understanding who I am as a person
if you've got a spare eleven minutes, give it a watch and pleaseee π tell me what you think

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i needddd to get my hands on some cloudy apple huice straight up ASAP
Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isnβt even a Condiment King situation.
Janeway art prompt: she's in the Family Guy dead pose, but surrounded by empty Starfleet mugs of coffee.
how's this instead
Saltwater mermaid and freshwater mermaid fall in love. Once a year, when the saltwater mermaid's migration brings them together, they meet in the estuary and fall in love all over again
Every spring she becomes despondent and agitated. We poke fun at her, but we make sure she knows it comes from a place of love. The younglings have even started taking turns out near the edge of the sea, listening for the distant song of the pod of the sea clan.
When the song does come (it is hauntingly beautiful, unlike any of our own songs), the pod is still many days away, but there are many preparations to make. We can't say we fully understand, but the river clan loves a party and this is as good an opportunity as any.
The youth collect crabs and clams from the marshes. The pod must think it so quaint, our simple local fare, but they always partake in the feast with great zeal, bringing their own contribution of squid and the fast muscular fish that live so far away beyond our shores.
The crones tut over the bride-to-be as they weave her wedding veil from the finest strands of river grass (never mind that the bride has been wed to her maiden from the sea every spring for going on twelve years now).
We all collect shells and arrange them around her wedding bower. She chooses the finest of them for her bridal exchange (a point of pride for the winning collector who may brag about it long into the winter).
When the day finally comes, the pod gathers out in the sea, cavorting in the waves and singing their strange songs. Their songs and ways are still strage to us, and our songs must be equally strange to them, but we reply in kind. We sing our wedding songs with inflections borrowed from their dialects and they do the same.
We wait at the mouth of the river and send forth the bride, bedecked in her veil and strings of river pearls and snail shell, radiant and beautiful as the first time they were wed.
The sea clan sends their own bride into the brackish. They are larger than us, fat and muscular, built for life in the open water. The daughter of the sea is something fierce to behold, scarred and powerful, but she always looks upon our daughter with the tenderest gaze.
The two meet alone while we watch from the edges of our waters. They exchange necklaces. Ours a single shell, theirs hundreds of beads, one for each day apart: abalone and shark teeth and red coral and all manner of thing from every corner of the world.
We take turns calling the words, ours and theirs, two ceremonies syncretized into something new and beautiful and unique. And then, vows renewed, river clan and sea clan become one. We are one family until moon and tide signal them to move on in their migration until the next spring.
We meet in the estuary, neither side fully comfortable in the halfway salinity, but we love our daughters, and they love each other. We exchange food and stories and music, our two clans, and we celebrate long into the night.
At some point, the two brides slip away, and well⦠what they get up to is their own business.

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Does your girl blorbo have any floral theming/symbolism tied to her character?
Yes, flowers in general
Yes, a specific flower
No, but sheβs associated with another plant
No, not at all
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If you've not yet heard Mom Can't Cook has made it to the top 20 listener's choice podcasts for the british podcast awards!!!
theres now a second round of voting which can access here:
(unfortunately only available through the spotify app)
So remember to vote!! even if you're like a non-MCC mutual have a look!
winner will be announced 1st October at The O2

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A string of Posts about transfem Parker from Twitter, with point of origin:
Zappyz_ from Twitter, go giver her a follow if you like.
Lately ive been finding myself relating to the dying pig
texting everyone in my friends list βsee what happens when you disobey me?β when the eclipse starts
I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck
you really can reach a point with transgender enlightenment wherein you can attribute any bodily feature silhouette and detail to any gender regardless of typical cisgender aesthetic connotations. anything can be a man's body if the person in it is a man. anything can be a woman's body if the person in it is a woman. anything can be a genderless body if the person in it is genderless. and so on. the only thing that matters is the personhood within and whether you are willing to look and know and see it. open your eyes. keep trying until you no longer flinch or turn away in shame or anger or confusion.

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Morven meeting like any sort of baby any of her friends have/adopt:
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