ur cruisin' for a bruisin

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

I ask spongebob what grilling krabby patties feels like and he says not everything feels like something else

here's the thing. I don't think that men and women can't be friends. I do think, however, that some men can't be friends with women. bc they are misogynists and don't see women as people. so if you as a man say men and women can't be friends I think you're telling on yourself

It's true even for guys: no one wants to be friends with an ass, and too many men are comfortable being asses.

yep you really got my ass with your superior reading comprehension skills. I believe men aren't misogynists now after reading this. it's women who are to blame for everything

surely there has to be somebody on the internet who wants to give me $500,000 in exchange for nothing at all

SEETHING rn because when i was getting ready to go out my housemate saw my platform boots and told me "watch out for low-hanging branches" thinking he was being sooooooo funny and guess what i walked straight into on my way into town. well why don't you just fucking guess.