Proud American

i think the minimum wage should be 10000 dollars

Per what

second

When i asked to be fucked i did not mean by life

tbh my heart is real different than it was last year this time around

shoutout to 5th grade me for having a college reading level and apparently using up all future motivation for actual college age me to read what i’m supposed to. you 10 year old asshole

If you’re ever in an Irish speaking part of Ireland (Gaeltacht), and you see a mother with her child, tell her, “Ith an páiste.” It’s a beautiful way of saying, “Your motherhood glows with radiance and grace.” There is no English equivalent for this so give it a go!

It’s just a modest proposal

*home alone* *preforms concert* *interviews myself* *pretends i’m in a dramatic movie* *eats*

i have a condition that makes me right all the time and it’s called lesbianism