i hope i am not just a fruit to you but a faggot as well

passage of time stoppp 🤣 like literally stop 😐

i regret to inform you that there has been a poop disaster

my life is just like breaking bad. saw a bald guy

i could be having a perfectly normal day then my baby my baby you’re my baby say it to me my baby my baby tell your baby that im your baby

i am eating chips. i am stress smoking. i am a rat behind a grocery store. i am responding to emails professionally. i am avoiding all texts from friends. i am taking benzodiazepines to call my girlfriend. i am relaxed. i am too stressed out to function. i am a boy king. i am treating my spine like a slinky.

my job on the leftist commune is to mass produce those gangsta spongebob shirts.

men will watch war movies. and for what? just say you wanna watch a gay romance and go

my guardian angel just fingers herself all day 😑 girl help me