nimi

I just watched a video essay about how the twilight movies specifically have compelling evidence for the entire thing being something Bella made up after falling down the stairs and going to the hospital and usually I hate those “it was all just a dream” theories but frankly this one is hilarious so I like it

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

YOU MUST CHOOSE SOMEONE WHO MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO BE SILLY! YOU MUST CHOOSE SOMEONE WHO MAKES YOU WANT TO BE YOUR WEIRDEST SELF WITH! YOU CHOOSE THE PERSON WHO YOU DON’T FEEL YOU HAVE TO HIDE ANY PART OF YOURSELF FROM!

Can I get a eta on “this too shall pass”.

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

Those numbers suggest Georg is currently eating an average of over 769 thousand spiders per second

we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator

her name is emily and and she runs it all by herself

everyone say thanks emily!!!

THANK YOU EMILY!

Thank you to Emily at Fantasy Names Generator, for providing all the fantastical names I could ever need for anything!! :D

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great