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Do y’all ever feel like a toddler trying to take care of itself

Like I just spent 30 mins eating random unsatisfying snacks until I finally figured out I was just thirsty

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cruciatus-animus

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

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I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy?

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If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

cutestwarlord

^^^

sciencemyfiction

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

drudragonrose

Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

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BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

sneezehq

ALL bi people are welcome here! No exceptions.

taylortut

Everyone is safe here with me <3

themanicnami

Seeing as I am bisexual, if youre biphobic, leave. Unfollow me. I mean it

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Bisexual prople matter. Yall just angty because they don’t conform to your side all the time. Fuck off and unfollow me if you can’t respect human beings.

twotruckz

I usually dont post stuff like this on my blog, but if any of y'all are biphobic, you can get the fuck outta this blog ASAP.

lemons-eloise

I usually don’t reblog shit like this but this is important.

littleleaks18

Omg I know this isn’t omo related but it is SO important I can’t not reblog it. So much love to bisexual folks ❤️ I may have started using Pan/Queer more but I used the label bi for a LONG ASS time. Bisexuality is real, bi identity is valid. Pan folks we do it to- bisexuality can be inclusive of attraction to nonbinary folks and no label is better than any other.

Literally just want to be attractive to another girl. 😭

northernwinedregs

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

dirtydescent-deactivated2016092

Reblog if you're a girl who wants other girls to send you naughty asks.

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ahsteria

reblog if ur gay, tired, or

ahsteria

WAIT SHIT I WASN’T DONE TYPING WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES

5bi5

We’re all gay, tired, and

intothecostumeroom

If you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon.

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It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer

oxytocindolorosa

Always reblog the plan-b coupon. If you don’t want a baby, stop it before it happens.

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If you might need this at some point (or someone you know might), keep it bookmarked! You have to take the pill within a few days to have it be effective, and the sooner the better.

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

straighthater

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

timelordpillbug

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

hikingnerd

When Russia sends you nudes

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#what the fuck happened here

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This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

kyloschuyler

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

tree-of-blue-squirrel

reblog it, because Russia can´t

maradaisykat

Thanks Obama

thresholdofzero-deactivated2018

Today a 16 year old boy was brought into the clinic by his aunt to ‘have the talk’ because his school didn’t teach sex ED and his mother wouldn’t talk to him about sex.

She spent 40 bucks so he could get tested for the first time.

I spent an hour talking to this young boy about sex. I got to have the sex talk with him. I showed him how to properly use a condom and protect himself and his partners. We talked about STDs and pregnancy prevention. We even talked about pubic grooming and ways to avoid razor burn. This poor boy has never had someone talk to him about anything related to the changes his body is going through.

And then we spent 20 minutes talking about consent and how important it is.

Growing up I never, ever had someone talk to me about consent and its importance. I even had sex ED in school!

This shit is important ya’ll.

Planned Parenthood is important

gungan-gundam

It is the parents’ duty to have “the talk” with their kids, not a government funded organization that murders babies.

thresholdofzero-deactivated2018

First of all fucktruck: I am not a government employee. My wages are not paid by the government.

Second: zero babies have ever been murdered in a planned parenthood.

I didn’t say a god damn word about abortion but you had to get your fucking tighty whiteys in a bunch because an organization that you know nothing about is doing good things for millions of people and you hate it.

Shut your face up about shit you don’t understand you fucking dump truck.

gungan-gundam

Abortion is murder, just because they’re in the womb doesn’t change the fact you’re killing an innocent human being.

As I said, it’s not a faceless organization’s job to provide sex ed while simultaneously killing unborn children.

thresholdofzero-deactivated2018

Listen up kiddo:

Abortion isn’t murder. Murder is illegal. Abortion is not illegal. IE abortion is not murder.

As i said (and we’ll go with what i said as not total bullshit because it’s obvious you have absolutely no real knowledge when it comes to sex or reproduction and i think we can thank your parents for that) this young man had a single mother that didn’t feel comfortable talking to him about sex. So i did it. I provided medically accurate and up to date information unlike so many parents today.

And by the way, planned parenthood isn’t some shadowy faceless organization.

For example, this is my face. The face i made while reading your stupid ass response.

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Get em, Damien

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Not that abortion has anything to do with your organization, but it is murder. At just two weeks the baby in the womb can feel the pain of a pin prick, and recoil. Abortion is the murder of an unborn baby. It doesn’t matter if it’s at two weeks, or if it’s seven months along. It’s still murder. It’s murdering a child. It means that that child will never have the chance to grow up, go to school, fall in love, get married, have children of there own, have a job, and so many other things.

thresholdofzero-deactivated2018

Hi, this is damien, the OP and you can literally suck the shit out of my asshole if you think anything you just said is even remotely scientifically accurate.

At two weeks of development it’s barely even considered a pregnancy. It has no muscles, it has no brain, it is literally a clump of cells. And I’m talking like… only a few cells. In some cases it may not have even come out of the Fallopian tube. Since your knowledge of reproductive health seems to be about as developed as this other fuck truck: the Fallopian tube is the tube that connects the uterus to the ovary in which the egg travels to become fertilized.

And on top of how monumentally stupid you sound, you’re also carelessly ignoring the pregnant person. Who may be 12 or 13 years old. Why doesn’t that person get to be a teenager and have a life? Why doesn’t that person get to make their own choices?

How about you keep your shitty ass opinions to yourself.

geekandmisandry

“Suck the shit out of my asshole”.

Yes. Yes. More.

Plus also, fuck YES consent education. Consent education should be a focus in schools, how to make sure the person you’re with genuinely wants this and isn’t just doing it out of a sense of pressure and obligation. And also so that the person knows THEY can say no, any time, even if you initiated, doesn’t matter. It’s never too late to say no.

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Meet Damien ~ modern day hero

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I love Damien 💕

PSA to any person dating a woman

You should absolutely never make your girl feel like it’s a chore to get her off. Seriously. The hottest thing in the world is the thought of the man/woman I love wiggling and moaning because of something I’m doing for them. Don’t make her feel anything but important and sexy. That shit fucking hurts.

#so done #crushed #datingmyself #horny #flying solo tonight

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Thanking god for this four days off because this weekend is going to be hell.

#36straight hours #ems #comeonsunday

arousedhoe

how do u be an adult

slightmood

ya gotta own a briefcase and then fuck it

arousedhoe

what

slightmood

the briefcase

ya gotta fuck the briefcase

Wee little shit (peewee) football standby in the rain..so over this

#Ems #24hourshift #standby #safety

An hour and a half into this 36 hour shift. Come on Sunday..

#EMT #halp #ems

After putting in 126 hours in the last week at work, you would think I'd be welcoming these five days off. Two days in I'm going insane and can't wait for Tuesday..

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New uniform orders came in. Highlight of my week is my new boots!

#ems #shiny #alreadyscuffed😐

You know your from Pennsylvania when you go drunken night swimming then get up and go into work mildly hungover the next morning..

#16hourstogo #mybellyhurts

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