wellplacedbanana

Kevin should not date anyone he is Andrew’s and Neil’s third but not in a sexual way he is just kinda like their little purse dog

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

so many amazing words in the english language. you have clandestine and precarious and serendipity and iconoclast and then you also have staunch and sludge and slurp and smudge

age regressing back to toddlerhood for the sole purpose of reopening my critical period and learning Arabic

thinking about developing a social skill soon

heyyy so i noticed the special secret sickness is starting to eat through you. what am i supposed to do

this is NOT my lowest point ❌🛑🛑❌🛑🚫 i will go lower

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

#mycorner #mymonstrousneeds