ow! my back!

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

very fond of the usamerican ideas of what their nation is known for which are completely incorrect. "apples! our true national fruit! and apple pie!" nobody associates apples with the united states. all of asia and europe has apples and i believe most of south america as well. everywhere that has apples also has some sort of cake/pie/pastry with apples in it. i cant stress enough just how much nobody in this world associates apples or apple pie with the united states of america. "universities! science!" look, man, the reason america has so many extremely prestige schools and science research centers is because it is an absurdly wealthy country. with like a completely insane gargantuan military budget--funneling a lot of money into research that is relevant to the military and weapons technology, and a lot of it is. and college fees are insane too. so like hey man if the university of garbaggio bumfuck slovakia had that kinda cash and resources i bet theyd discover a couple new elements. like whatever man. "sweets! snacks you can't buy anywhere else!" dont make me laugh. you and your crispy pop crunch crisps crunchy corn crisp pop crunch crunchy sweet crisp candied crispy pops

i will tell you right now what the united states of america is the land of. listen close. it is the land of crazy cults, and imperialism

i’ve said the is before but it’s so obvious how this whole ‘narcoterrorism’ thing was just manufacturing consent for what is happening in Venezuela. The US war on drugs, just like their ‘war on terror’, is and was just an excuse to attack oil rich countries. the US isn’t attacking Venezuela cuz they’re evil and bloodthirsty. they’re also not attacking us cuz they care about drug trafficking of human rights. they’re attacking us for our resources. it really is that simple. they don’t view anyone outside the US as truly human and they’re gonna keep killing us until they get what they want. The least you can do as a US or European citizen is to stop talking about the ‘narco’ bullshit. it’s the image the US created of latin americans so they can justify killing us. anyone who keeps spreading it is complicit with what’s happening right now

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

lots of people expressing disappointment that Zohran Mamdani is a Dear Evan Hansen fan. personally speaking I think it is good and healthy for the mayor of New York to have extremely basic taste in musical theatre. I don't want someone in public office worrying about who sang "The Miller's Son" the best. that's my job.

[ID: tags reading, "of course his tastes are pedestrian!!! them's who needs all that public transit!!!" /End ID]

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