Ay bro, watch yo jet.

Madara really woke up one day and said “Y'know what? I’m finna put these niggas to sleep.”

i just scooted my chair and felt the vibrations in my asshole does this mean im gay

That was just me sending chakra vibrations to your prostate don’t worry about it bro

ok bro vibes received, namaste

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

Any story claiming to be a deconstruction of fairy tales but has nothing to offer except new types of violence, more explicit sex, and a general attitude of “lol happy endings aren’t real” is like. such a cultural waste of time tbh

know what actually is a good deconstruction of a fairy tale? Shrek. It fucks up just about everything in a normal fairy tale and still manages to have a happy ending with a good message and never once has to be ‘gritty’ or ‘dark’. It’s actually really well done.

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in 10 yrs this post will be utterly incomprehensible and i love that

i dont know but im printing it out and giving it to everyone i know

In reality, frogs that are “full of love” are actually full of poison.

Love arrives in many forms

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