I AM SOUP

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

The funniest bit of information we got this episode is the fact that Occtis "Died a virgin, catastrophically fumbled Dr. Amry Talter" Tachonis somehow doesn't have the worst game in his family. That honour goes to his brother Ethrand, the mere idea of whom causes women to flee in the opposite direction.

"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

can you put that thing on a leash?

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

First time I see the full lyrics without it being take me to snurch (snail church)

What really makes this for me is that OP could have phoned it in on the chorus and just repeated the same fics, but no. They found a unique one every time. Class act.

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

these hips don't lie, and those hips don't tell the truth. how do you navigate out of this labyrinth