It is now. Rat Girl Summer

gonna get out of bed and invent a new revolutionary movement called lunchpunk

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

THERE IS NO AMOUNT OF YURI THAT IS TOO MUCH YURI

THERE IS NO AMOUNT OF YURI THAT IS TOO MUCH YURI

THERE IS NO AMOUNT OF YURI THAT IS TOO MUCH YURI

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

*trying to come up with rules for my new society after successfully leading the revolution* why don’t we just repurpose 5e

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

non americans in the tags doubting if this is true. you think burger is a fucking joke to us??

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try