after a long night of hooking...

Kinda funny how the half-a-meter-tall venomous spider is the least dangerous one of the four, and it's mostly just because it's big enough to be easily immobilised. Joltik is dangerous just because it's small enough to evade capture

The other two being a live-grenade and a walking kitchen stove

And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏

Uh Oh

I got a bad feeling about this

You and me both Rainbow Dash

lord the women you put on earth to enjoy media are being forced to log in to outlook and microsoft teams

Can a full grown man aged 43 be a "discord kitten"

if you weren’t on this site when everyone got unreasonably horned up over the Peter Pan actor at Disneyland then you haven’t truly been witness to madness

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

sometimes i think i’m overblowing the weirdness of the gen z puritan thing but my roommate won’t wear her favorite skirt with a slit in it to a massive kpop concert because a member of the band is a minor

It’s as shrimple as that 🍤

I laughed WAY too hard at this.