hi its me

I have a hot date tonight with a comely lass named ibuprofen

official ibuprofen post

[voice of someone at their wit's end] i think i wanna join the alcohol fandom

This is art to me

something I haven't seen people mention about The Hunger Games trilogy and movies is how it genuinely revolutionized the Minecraft server scene

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

Item: majestic-ass biscuit, although I dunno how majestic it’s gonna be for $4.99

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

They're actually a really dark purple

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

The heart wants what the heart wants

this reads like a muppet sketch

You're not wrong

World Heritage Post

does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again

when they What

All delighted people... get those fucking cocks out... its friday...

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days