Weird Mormon Shit

A special christmas message for 2022 🎅🎄🏛️

According to the history and doctrine, it’s likely that Joseph Smith secretly taught a form of reincarnation, referred to in Mormon theology as “multiple mortal probations.” It aligns interestingly with the Adam-God doctrine and—just like that concept—has been denied and scuttled away by modern Mormon leaders. And yet “eternal lives” is still in today’s LDS scripture.

Who’s ready for their second anointing?

A morming meditation to help bring some light and glory into your life 👼

If it doesn't immediately make sense, don't worry. Just watch it over and over again until you can attribute some spiritual meaning to it.

When JC comes to town... shit gets lit.

Ok, lady with the gas dryer, is it crucial that I buy the church-owned newspaper? And will this ever make any sense to anyone? 😉 #improvementera #weirdmormonshit #churchnews #buynoworcrylatter #wtf

Don't worry about what's happening in politics and the destruction of the planet (because any research you do will expose us as idiots that supported this idiocracy). Just think of Jesus and shut up about it. 👼 --LDS Church . . . . #politics #power #religion #wizardofoz #jesustakethewheel #fuck

You can leave an information-controlling state, but you can't leave it alone. "'The regime can only stay in place by preventing outside information,' he said.'" #northkorea #cult #washingtonpost

"If someone said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, people would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd." Paraphrased from Sam Harris, Letter to a Christian Nation.

Nothing really. Just GBH tearing down people who are trying to make sense of scriptures. Nothing new here. Best for people to stay in the dark; not thinking too much about what these weird scriptures are actually saying. #weirdmormonshit #hardtofindmormonvideos #gordonbhinckley #mormon #scripture #flecksofhistory #apostake

The Mormon Tabernacle Choir is used to playing with puppets and singing praises to the dear leader. Inauguration Day will be no problem for those pros.

"Power resides where people believe it resides. It's a trick, a shadow on the wall. And a very small man can cast a very large shadow." #gameofthrones #religion #power #mormonism #flds #mormons #exmormon #apostake #powerofgod #cult #polygamy #faith #con

It makes sense that religions worry so much about their public image. It's the only thing that really separates them from "doomsday preachers" who wear sandwich boards. #religion #theendisnear #weirdmormonshit #lds #mormon #apostake #jesusiswatchingyou #garments #ilovetoseethetemple #doomsday #cult

A tribute to the one and only NewNameNoah. May his camera batteries shine on with the light and justice of Kolob and his discernment detector remain unwavering in the face of opposition. #ldstemple #newnamenoah #mormons #temple #cameras #secretnotsacred #bloodoath #endowment #cult #mynewnameismosiah #ohgod

How else are you going to learn about the gospel, if you don't barbarically murder an unconscious person!??! Checkmate, atheists! 🗡👼 It's ok. He was drunk. Typical Laban... 💩 #weirdmormonshit #hardtofindmormonvideos #gospel #mormons #nephi #scriptures #righteousness #murder #conanthebarbarian #bloodatonement #laban #bookofmormon

Cool story bro 😎. I'm glad he didn't say "we kind of made a joke about it" because loud laughter is exactly what Satan wants you to do! Also, stop pestering people—Jesus! #weirdmormonshit #hardtofindmormonvideos #mormons #meetthemormons #loudlaughter #foreverfamilies