when existing methods fail

abt to get my hysto and i cant use my pussy for 8 weeks 😞 not even a toys 😞

but then i’ll never have a period ever again And i won’t have to worry about getting pregnant

Lean on the wall enough to Shift it

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

sorry that was meant for the tags

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

I thought we were good as gravy, but you just wanted to get your pey wet

this is what it feels like to be in your late 20s

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

my hoes are 200 years old