The goin' gets tough from the get-go

The Broads of Canada just released their new musical record. thank you, ladies.

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

Can you say one of your younger friends or family who is rude, rascal and violent is cute because of their appearence even if they were adult!?

I feel bad when I watch Alice in Wonderland because this poor little girl is lost and this rude ass atheist caterpillar keeps vaping in her face… poor kid

they call me pepto cuz this pussy is a bismol

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs