in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives


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in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

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Whoever said ballet is snobbish or classy LIED Le Parc is LITERALLY ONLY ABOUT SEX
I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?
Don't become a housewife.
And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure youâre legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partnerâs assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.
If your spouse fights you on any of this, then donât quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.
also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. donât risk thinking âheâs just stressed, itâll get better when the baby comesâ because it wonât. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can
itâs always âI understand why you have an autism diagnosis nowâ and not âthank you for explaining the entirety of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster to me, I really enjoyed hearing about the Chernobyl nuclear disasterâ
You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw
same but it's black people
That's right

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Radar4ever!!!!
a magyar pĂŠter yaoi a legjobb rĂŠsze a rendszervĂĄlltĂĄsnak eddig, vitĂŠzy kĂśzlekedĂŠsĂźgyi miniszternek valĂł kinevezĂŠsĂŠn kĂvĂźl
ugyhogy kĂŠrlek fogadjĂĄtok: magyar political rpf yaoi fanart
mĂĄrk patriotikus rĂłzsacsokrot vitt neki a nemzeti Ăźnnepre đšđšđš
(ezt amugy egy actual fotĂł alapjĂĄn csinĂĄltam ami rĂłluk kĂŠszĂźlt <3)
EZ CSAK EGY VICC, CSAK HUMOR, FIKCIĂ, NEM GONDOLOM KOMOLYAN HOGY A MINISZTERELNĂK-ĂR ĂS AZ ALELNĂK-ĂR HOMOSZEXUĂLIS KAPCSOLATBAN VANNAK TEK PLS NE VIGYETEK EL
Its been two months since the elections and our parlamental debates continue to be a soap opera đđ
One guy from the opposition asking the prime minister to spend a night with him ("not- not in the same room! Not in the same room!!" oh im sure) MP keeps saying "how could you do this how can you live with yourself" to his old friend, now leader of FIDESZ fraction (he was a groomsman at his wedding) we are even quoting Winnie the Pooh. If you even care.
as a lifelong nerd and hater nothing has been more devastating than realising that school's weekly gym classes were actually a pretty good idea for my general health and wellbeing.
do not. address it
when ur like âim gettin a gay vibeâ and your straight friend is like âuhhh idk that seemsâŚ.forcedâŚ.â and u gotta pull out your fuckin phd from gay college and your private gay detective license and your federal bureau of investigaytion badge like sit fuckin down buddy i got credentials and also an opinion the truth is out there my guy

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if forum signatures still existed this would be mine
God fucking damn it
Every morning, the queen asked her magic mirror to show her the most beautiful person in the world.
The mirror replied "To whom?"
"The miller who made the flour for my bread," the queen would say, or "Whoever spun the thread my shawl was made of".
The mirror would show her, and she'd be amazed.
The first time, she says "To me," and the mirror dutifully shows her her reflection. And she is pleased.
The second time, she says "To the King," and she is pleased to see herself once more.
The third time, she says "To the Royal Advisor," and is once more satisfied to see herself.
The fourth time, she says "To the scribe who takes the King's letters." She is shown the man's wife. And she seethes, but quiets herself, for it is only right that a man loves his wife.
The fifth time, she says "To the Court Wizard," and is shown the man's departed mother as he remembers her from his youth, radiant and smiling and warm and larger than life.
The tenth time, she says "To the Stable Master," and is shown the fastest horse in the stable, majestic and free as the wind even in captivity
"To the baker," she is shown the man's daughter, young and adorable and full of joy and laughter.
"To the artist who did my portrait," she is shown a painting of a woman done by the man's teacher, who he still looks up to now that he is well established himself.
"To the Royal Knight," she is surprised but not displeased to see the castle's entire guard force in the middle of doing drills.
The one hundredth time she asks the mirror, and it asks her "to whom?" she once again says, "To me." And she does the same the one hundred and second, and again and again and again.
It is a different person each time, and they are all beautiful.
"I wanna unblock him I was being irrational" GIRLâ
yeah. depression. the queer angle. uh. disability. idk. franz you wanna talk?
goodreads reviewers aren't human
metamorphosis
literally wasnt even going to post it bc it made me so infuriated but the joys of making fun of someone together online won over. check this out. from the #1 RATED GOODREADS REVIEWER
there are no words.
This is her favs list on goodreads btw
Metamorphosis would be better if it was about a witch finding her neighbours missing cat in a small village in the alps.
Give the kids some media literacy...
"The events just felt incredibly depressing" brother what do you think this book is about???

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I relate to Gregor Samsa because if I awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed in my bed into a gigantic insect, my first thought would also be about how I wouldnât be able to get to work and how I donât want to miss a day at work.
I finished Die Verwandlung... man wtf Kafka