Bex Machina

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

WAIT. Sound ON and WAIT

this is not an ordinary cat petting video, this is advanced

press power button for 30 seconds to initiate power cycling

discourse from the year 2043: getting a song stuck in your head is immoral because it takes money away from the artists that would get paid if you were actually listening to it

"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want

skeletonin is the happiness chemical released when you see a ghoul or perhaps a ghost

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

how long are radio stations gonna say “80s, 90s, and today!” We’ve entered the third decade of “today”

unaware transfemme call that a she/huh

guy ritchie hasn’t made sherlock holmes 3 yet bc he’s been patiently waiting for it to be public domain (2023) so sherlock n watson can legally fuck