I Swear I'm Not An Astrology Blog

my dick curves if you want a different alt-right pipeline to go down on

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

you were the control

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

have you guys ever had a dream that wasn't exactly a sex dream but it was like a hayes code era movie gay sex scene

we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

(driving home from work) i must not kill myself. killing myself is the myself killer. i will— (sees a guy jogging shirtless and he’s all sweaty) Woaw i wish I lived in his armpit (crashes car into telephone pole)

you masc and moaning like that when he drinks your blood…..? :\

everybody masc till the fangs come out. go in. What the fuck ever. it’s friday

i love when its sunnyyyy yaaaay i want to get married

We’re supposed to be passionately kissing. Not whatever this is …

everyones always inventing a guy to get mad at in their head. why dont you invent a guy who will suck you off instead

they sentenced me to another 2 hours of looking at my phone in bed

Enough hate towards the super market. I love smoking a blunt going to the super market wearing earbuds and singing mask , do not bother me💯💯✌️ I am looking at sugars and Ramen

hey do you want to come outside and play cigarettes with me?

Why has no one given me money just for being my quirky whimsical self

you uncultured swines this is about the iraq war