wont feel anything but safe as hell

all the daughters sold to one direction are being returned. they're all men now. or lesbians

This reads like a 10k post.

im immune to 10k posts. i got vaccinated

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Hey OP, what do you mean you got vaccinated??

i love how scrolling down the pwhl tag the last few days was mostly 1. people trying to understand the expansion process, 2. people cursing the expansion process, and 3. poulin and stacey having a nice day out with the walter cup

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

i should call her....

you should nOT

@totalkaios