Random things I find funny

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

this post eminates incredibly demonic energy

This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed

Happy Dashcon Announcement Day to those who celebrate.

This was by me??

I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

There’s more!

I love.

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

Nearing on 375K Notes!!! What in the Paleolithic are y'all gonna do when they top 400K?!

cry, probably

Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!

IT’S TIME

i will reblog Wex until i die.

IT’S WEXTER!

I’m personally offended this was to over 462,000 notes before I ever saw it.

wtf?

Apparently HORG is widely appreciated by pediatricians since knowing exactly what kind of Occlupanid a child may have swallowed makes removing it safely much easier

IIRC this is actually part of the reason HORG was started. A man swallowed a breadclip and the clip closed around part of his tissue linings (in his intestines I think?). The specific shape and flexibility of the clip were significant determining factors in the removal process, as some bread clips have spikes and prongs that would have made extraction more complicated. They started the taxonomy so they could work out extraction techniques for each type.

are you fucking kidding me occlu like oculus or close and panid like bread. its a fancy word for breadcloser

At first I thought this was just your standard shit post, but I have gained knowledge now.

I get the flavored ones and those taste good

fucking amazing content