the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.

ooo…. lady gagita

I drink poison just because it doesnt hurt me and it makes you so mad

thinking abt the 'hello spongebob...' image again

Celebrities need to use their celebrity status to be harmlessly weird more often. Enya lives in a castle and talks to nobody. Lady Gaga wore a dress made of actual raw meat one time. Whatever the fuck Robert Pattinson has going on

Whatever the hell Hideo Kojima is doing at any given time

That's his second house. There was too much memorabilia in his house that he bought Bleak House to put all of it in. He uses it for inspiration and work

look if you think 2012 doctor who fandom was cringey, that’s nothing. in 1985, when the show was on a hiatus and it looked like it might cancelled, people got together to release a charity single about how the bbc should bring back the doctor called doctor in distress, and it’s one of the worst things i’ve ever listened to with my own two ears

"I'm glad you're okay" but said by someone who has just had the shit beaten out of them, to someone who is not hurt at all, is a brilliant trope and I lose my mind every time.

How do you know that she doesn’t just really love that bowl?