All is now harmed

its me. im the april fool.

It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this

that moment when you see something that lowkey kills you inside but you have to act cool about it 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

im rotting no one notices but dear god im rotting my heart is numb and my motivation is dead

*psychoanalyses myself in the shower*

je suis,…. how do u say it……….. ready 2 die

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

do you ever talk to yourself but in your second language

me drinking green tea: this is gonna fix Everything

There’s no reason you can’t eat pie at every meal. They make fruit pies, vegetable pies, meat pies, meat substitute pies, I mean pies easily cover 100% of your necessary nutrient groups. They even make cake pies. The only reason not to switch over to pie entirely is pie sucks.

you were so close to a revolutionary thesis and then you betrayed me and every citizen of good standing