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blues-sevenfold00

(I’m a 14-year-old girl. I’ve just selected three Led Zeppelin CDs, and head to the counter to make my purchase. The cashier is a middle-aged man.) Cashier: “Are these for your dad?” Me: “Actually, no, they’re for me.” Cashier: “Uh, the One Direction CDs are over there.” *points* Me: “Yeah, well, I hate One Direction. I much prefer Led Zeppelin.” Cashier: “But girls your age are supposed to like One Direction!” Me: “Yeah, well, I don’t! I like Led Zeppelin.” Cashier: “It’s obvious that you have some sort of mental problem. It’s not normal for girls your age to like classic rock.” (The manager has now approached the counter.) Manager: *to cashier* “You! To my office now!” *to me* “I’m so sorry about that. He shouldn’t be talking to you that way. Personally, it’s great to see kids your age that appreciate great music.” (He gave me 50% off for my troubles.)

isupportyouthrights

Always amusing to see ageists grapple with seeing their feeble assumptions contradicted before them.

#reviving my dead blog so I never lose this post

do-kontsa

Imagine a were-moth like a werewolf but instead of growing into a big wolf man in the full moon, it turns into mothman at the sight of a turned on lamp at night and it just has a spasm trying to get to the lamp instead of mauling people

I swore I ANSWRR THIS LOL

I laughed so hard at mental image.

I saw and laughed AGAIBN

pukicho

Hey europe, FUCK OFF

#?!?!?!???!!

chewtle

#genshin impact #albedo #happy birthday my love <3

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buzzlightyearhugecock

i NEED to listen to uptown fuck!!!!!

buffbuzzvapedaddy

not what its called.

buzzlightyearhugecock

ask-crammaster-ham

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;

ft John:

heritageposts

date of origin: 12th of september, 2017.

#I have this scheduled to post on 9/11 and I’m probably gonna forget about it and get jumpscared #miku binder thomas jefferson #YES #YES I GOT JUMPSCARED #FUCK

sanguinewolves

‘you should have a separate sideblog for each of your interests’ actually my followers like the variety. they love to see me liveblog an anxiety attack and reblog 10 gifsets of my favorite little meow meow seconds later. its enrichment for them

buzzlightyearhugecock

there is a Fucking Beast

sapphling

your "harmless" outdoor catgirl just fucking killed and ate my subby birdboy

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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

sometimes "he would not fucking say that" isn't just about fanfic. sometimes a new season of the show comes out and in canon he is now saying things he just would not fucking say

pukicho

Hey guys just had the most mid teryaki chicken of my life at the denver airport.

kitzenvoncatzen

congrats!!!!! im so proud of you!!

pukicho

I am releasing the beast at Denver airport

level-17-spheal

What terminal?

pukicho

Oh you’ll know

spongebob-autisticquestions

To other autistic people, have others ever tried to make you feel bad for being so passionate about a special interest?

weeping-parasite-archive

All the time, I rarely talk about my hyperfixations and special interests now because I don’t wanna get shamed or made fun of for it

#autism #parasite babbles

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the-care-guardians

Okay so I was doing some ideas on super forms for the care guardians, and here's what I got for cheer. Let me know what you think and if there's anything I should change

Taglist:

@weeping-parasite @lemonmatronics

#care bears #the care guardians #cheer bear

pukicho

whyd you delete that post

what post

cyber-whispers-deactivated20240

that one

pukicho

That's not me. Tumblr bug.

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