literally the worst

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

I really need this march

to me big smiles are so synonymous with horror that fails to be scary that i think if you put me in a creepy room saw-style with a blood splattered smiley face on the wall i would calm down a bit. because it indicates a person trying too hard to be sickos and scary. it's a bit of a cutiepie trait. but if it was a blood splattered frowny face i'd get scared because then i know they mean business

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

yes on one hand it is not an effective refutation of andrew tate’s ideology to say he has a small dick but on the other hand greta thunberg is 19 years old and literally never wanted to be a public figure and was @ed out of nowhere by a sex pest youtube personality i think she can say whatever she wants. get some perspective

like if i had 1 billion twitter followers or whatever and had had to spend years with right-wing commentators harassing me and making weird sexual comments about me and also getting trotted out to eb ignored at a climate summit every year like a show pony id be fucking killing and eating people at that point

cat breaking bad be like lets see paw allens card

american psycho i mean

cat american psycho i mean

sorry

cat breaking bad be like jesse we need to lay in this beam of sunshine

you conjure such a beautiful world

This is like if someone said Draw me a mammal and that was the only instruction, cause like, yep this sure is a Mammal

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn’t an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

That’s all we ever wanted. To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies.

people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

I've seen enough.

it’s not 240p vision it’s free bokeh

KING SHIT FR

the bad news is that no feeling is final. the good news is that no feeling is final. hope this helps 

spotify wrapped is HERE! send me a number 1-100 and I’ll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist!

i feel like no one really wants to hear that sleep/exercise/nutrition/hydration are major factors in treating mental health issues bc we’ve all talked to that person who thinks your depression would be cured by one good session of goat yoga or whatever but unfortunately they do help and i’m chronically annoyed about it

Is it just me or does having a positive interaction with a stranger scratch a very particular itch? I think it's the reassurance that the world is not split solely into people who already love you and people who never will.