wirm

idk i guess im a little “wierd” :P *covered in blood*

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

My favorite part of mcr days is when every other post on my dash is just #needthatmilf accompanied by 10 photographs so blurry they look like the camera was hit by a grenade while they were being taken

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

when u rotating him in ur mind

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

i knew this day would come. i saw it on the calendar

the thing is i love living under a rock #myrock. people will ask you howwww can you not know about this?? it's because of my rock next question

outing myself in the men's restroom by washing my hands

the right question to ask when worldbuilding is not "does this make sense", it's "does this fuck tremendously".