Young and a Menace

(Hi bby! I’m assuming you mean from this meme? I’ve got a set of these I did for her a while back, which you can find here, but I love my daughter and am always ready to make more headcanons for her ^^ :* <33)

Headcanon A:  realistic Wild probably does commissions for custom ray gun paint jobs. It’s a way to get some money in her pocket, in case the live-off-the-land way of life doesn’t offer great return for a while.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious Okay, so I’ve got this game on Steam called Keep Talking and No One Explodes. The premise is you’ve got someone in a room with the computer, and on the screen is a bomb with puzzles you have to solve. In the other room (or on the other side of the room, where they can’t see the bomb and the bomb disabler can’t see the manual) are the rest of your friends with the manual of how to solve each puzzle. And they have to tell the person with the bomb how to disable it. If the timer runs out, or you get three modules wrong, the bomb goes off. It’s lots of fun, if a little high-stress sometimes. But imagine Wild and some of her friends playing, and just being horrible at it. Like, giggle fits over the manual that no one can talk over, misread instructions getting wires crossed. How much fun?!

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends Always kinda sitting at the back of her mind (waiting to STRIKE WHEN SHE LEAST EXPECTS IT) is the fear that life in the desert is going to take years off of Beans’s life, just like it did Dusty’s. Dusty wasn’t young, per se, but he also wasn’t a particularly old dog, and Wild doesn’t want to lose Beans as young as she lost Dusty. (My baby girl doesn’t wanna be alone!)