Interrogation Gone... Fun?
{The Koopa King kidnaps a human and interrogates him about the other human messing up his plans with the Princess of The Mushroom Kingdom. He settles on quite a silly tactic which ends up being... fun. And this human is kind of cute- wait what?}
Bowser was scary..
But⌠mostly, he was just kind of dramatic.
âWHERE IS MARIO?!â Bowser roared for what had to be the fifteenth time that hour.
Luigi jumped anyway, tied tightly to a wooden chair in the middle of Bowserâs throne room, âI-I told you, I donât know!â
Bowser narrowed his eyes.
Luigi stared back nervously.
ââŚYou really donât know?â
âNo!â
Bowser groaned loudly, dragging a claw down his face, âugh! This is impossible!â
Luigi blinked.
That was it?
No fire breathing? No torture dungeon? No dangling him over lava?
Bowser stomped in a frustrated circle, âKamek said threatening you would work betterâŚâ
âWell, maybe youâre just bad at threatening people,â Luigi muttered before he could stop himself.
Silence.
Bowser slowly turned.
Luigi immediately regretted every life choice heâd ever made.
âOh,â Bowser rumbled, stepping closer, âyou got jokes now?â
âN-No? That wasnât a joke-â
He was cut off by Bowser simply looming over him, smoke puffing lightly from his nostrils. Luigi shrank back as much as the ropes allowed.
The Koopa King suddenly grinned.
It was not a comforting grin.
âMaybe,â Bowser said slowly, âyou just need⌠stronger motivation.â
Before Luigi could ask what that meant, Bowser grabbed the ropes around the chair and hauled both Luigi and the chair across the room effortlessly.
âHEY-!â
The chair thunked down again.
Luigi looked around frantically and realized that Bowser had dragged him beside the throne platform.
ââŚWhy am I over here?â
Bowser ignored the question.
Instead, huge claws hooked beneath Luigiâs overalls and yanked it down below his butt in one swift motion.
âHEY!â Luigi squeaked, face burning red when he was exposed to just his green undershirt and briefs, âwh-what are you DOING?!â
Bowser tossed the shirt aside carelessly.
âHm,â he hummed thoughtfully, âscrawnier than the Mario guy.â
âThanks?!â
Bowser smirked.
He hooked a finger into the collar of his green shirt, and yanked. Buttons popped off scattering to the floor as Luigiâs bare upper body was exposed.
âOKAY! You can stop THERE!-â
Bowser hooked a claw into his the waist of his boxers.
Luigi only scowled despite his fear, âdonât you dare.â
Bowser pulled the waistband out and popped it back, chuckling as he stood back up.
Then he grabbed the ropes securing Luigiâs wrists and retied them higher against the back of the chair, stretching Luigiâs arms up helplessly above his head.
Luigiâs stomach dropped.
âOkaaaay, this officially feels evil now.â
Bowser flexed his claws slowly.
âYouâll talk eventually.â
Luigi swallowed hard.
ââŚAre you gonna burn me alive?â
Bowser blinked.
âWhat? No.â
ââŚOh.â
âToo messy.â
âThen what sick game are you plann-ING-!â
Without warning, Bowserâs claws dug lightly into Luigiâs sides.
The claws scribbled again.
âWAHAHA! HEY!!â
Bowser paused.
Luigi froze too.
Both stared at each other.
ââŚSeriously?â Bowser asked.
Luigiâs face immediately turned bright red, âdonât look at me like that!â
Bowserâs grin returned twice as wide.
âWell, wellâŚâ
âNo. No, absolutely not.â
Bowser wiggled his claws against Luigiâs ribs.
Luigi exploded into helpless laughter, âWAHAHAHAHAIT! NOHOHOHO!!â
âOh, this is incredible! I didnât think this would actually work,â Bowser said, sounding genuinely delighted.
Luigi twisted desperately against the chair as giant claws skittered all over his sides and stomach. Every touch sent sharp bursts of laughter pouring out of him.
âSTAHAAHAHAHAP!â
âTell me where Mario is.â
âI DOHOHOHONâT KNOHOHOHOW!â
Bowser leaned closer, eyes gleaming mischievously now, âyouâre laughing too hard. I donât believe you.â
âThat doesnât even make sense!â
Bowser dragged blunt claws lightly up Luigiâs underarms.
Luigi SHRIEKED.
âWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! NOHOHOT THERE!â
âAha!â Bowser pointed dramatically, âweak spot detected!â
âTHATS NOHOHOT FAHAHAHAIR!â
Bowser absolutely did not care.
The giant Koopa attacked both underarms now, claws scratching carefully without hurting him, and Luigi slammed his back on the chair so hard he nearly tipped it over.
Bowser caught the chair easily with one hand.
âCareful,â he said casually, âwouldnât want you getting hurt.â
âYOUâRE LITERALLY TIHIHICKLING ME!â
âAnd? Itâs not hurting you, is it?â
Luigi had no response other than shaking his head because he was too busy dissolving into cackles.
Bowser, meanwhile, was becoming increasingly fascinated.
At first this had just been another intimidation tactic. A weird one, sure, but Kamek had suggested âcreative approaches.â
But Luigiâs laugh..
It was ridiculous.
Bright and helpless and completely contagious.
And annoyingly cute.
Bowser blinked at the realization.
Cute?
The Koopa King stared at Luigi as the plumber wheezed through laughter, squirming helplessly in the chair.
ââŚHuh.â
Luigi noticed immediately, â-w-whahahat?â
Bowser almost looked embarrassed, but covered it up quickly with a grin again, âoh nothing.. just thinking about how sensitive you are to⌠a little air on your belly..â
âOh NO NO-!,â Luigi said instantly, despite smiling in a way that seemed genuine.
âOh yes.â
Bowser suddenly shoved his snout against Luigiâs stomach and blew a loud raspberry against his bare belly.
Luigi SCREAMED with laughter.
âWAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOWSEHEHEHER!!â
Bowser actually laughed too now, deep booming chuckles filling the throne room.
Luigi was practically crying laughing at this point, kicking helplessly as Bowser alternated between clawing at his ribs and blowing obnoxious raspberries against his stomach.
âPLEHEHEHEASE!â
âStill not talking?â
âI DOHONâT KNOHOHOHOW WHERE HE IS!â
Bowser paused.
Luigi panted hard, exhausted giggles slipping out every few seconds.
The Koopa King studied him carefully for a moment.
Then he sighed.
ââŚYou really donât know.â
Luigi blinked, âI told you that from the beginning!â
Bowser shrugged. âYeah, but this was more fun.â
Luigi stared at him in disbelief.
âYou are unbelievably weird,â he tried to sound grossed out but his giggles failed him.
Bowser smirked proudly, âthank you.â
ââŚThat wasnât a compliment.â
Bowser ignored that too.
Instead, one giant claw lightly poked Luigiâs side again, making him squeak and jerk in the chair.
Bowserâs grin softened strangely.
ââŚYour laugh is cute.â
Luigi went completely still.
ââŚExcuse me?â
Bowser immediately looked away with a grunt, âforget I said anything.â
âOh my god,â Luigi stared at him, âyou think Iâm cute!â he exclaimed while blushing himself.
âI do NOT.â
âYou totally do!â
Bowser crossed his arms stubbornly, âquiet!â
Luigi burst into disbelieving laughter.
Unfortunately for him, Bowser seemed to decide that meant round two.
Bowser stepped closer again, a sinister smile on his muzzle and wiggling his fingers.
âWait, c-câmon, you canât seriously still be doing this-â
Bowser cracked his knuckles dramatically.
Luigiâs eyes widened, âoh no.â
âOh yes.â
The giant Koopa leaned casually against the chair, one claw tracing slowly up Luigiâs side without quite tickling yet.
Luigi immediately squirmed, âd- donât do that.â
âDo what?â Bowser asked innocently.
âThat weird anticipatory thing!â
âThe weird anticipatory thing?â Bowser echoed with a grin, âlittle guy using big words there⌠you mean this?â
His claw suddenly scribbled into Luigiâs side.
Luigi burst into startled cackles, âWAHAHAHA- BOWSER!â
âThereâs that laugh again,â Bowser teased, âyou sound ridiculous.â
âYOU-! YOUâRE RIDIHIHIHICULOUS!! K-KIDNAPPING ME AND DOHOHOING THIHIHIHIS?!â
âKidnapping is serious business. This?â Bowser fluttered his claws against Luigiâs stomach rapidly, âthis is entertainment.â
Luigi dissolved into cackles again, twisting helplessly against the ropes.
âNOHOHOHOHO!â
Bowser seemed far too pleased with himself.
âYou know,â he said thoughtfully, âfor someone whoâs acted nervous this whole time, you sure laugh loud and confidently.â
Luigi kicked helplessly, âI CAHAHANâT HELP IT!â
âOh, I know.â
Bowserâs claws climbed back under Luigiâs arms.
Luigi squealed before he even reached his armpits, âNOHOHOHOHO WAIT WAIT!â
Too late.
Bowser attacked both underarms mercilessly.
Luigiâs laughter shot up an octave immediately.
âWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! STOHOHOHOP!â
Bowser laughed right along with him now, tail thumping once against the floor, âwow, that spot is unbelievable.â
Luigi buried his face against his shoulder uselessly, giggling helplessly between louder bursts of laughter.
âYOHOHOUâRE AWFUHUHUHUL!â
âAnd youâre ticklish.â
âTHATS NONE OF YOUR B- BUSINEHEHEHESS!â
âIt became my business the second you started shrieking.â
Luigi groaned through his laughter.
Bowser leaned closer again, eyes glinting mischievously, âI bet that Mario knows about this.â
Luigiâs face turned bright red. He still wasnât going to reveal anything.
Bowser gasped dramatically, âHE DOES.â
âSHUT UHUHUHUP!â
âOh, this just keeps getting better.â
Bowser suddenly switched tactics, scribbling rapidly over Luigiâs ribs instead.
Luigi nearly choked laughing, âWAHAHAHAHAHA NOHOHOT THEHEHERE!â
âThat bad, huh?â
Bowser deliberately repeated the motion.
Luigi howled.
Bowser looked absurdly delighted now, âyouâre seriously this ticklish everywhere?â
âNohohoho!â
âThatâs sounds like lying..â
Bowserâs claws danced across Luigiâs stomach again, lighter this time, making the plumber squirm and snort helplessly.
âThereâs no way Mario hasnât tickled you before,â Bowser continued smugly.
Luigi immediately avoided eye contact.
Bowser barked out a victorious laugh, âOH, HE DEFINITELY HAS.â
âI swear to gohohod..-â
âWhat? Did he pin you down too?â Bowser teased, âdid you laugh like this for him?~â
Luigi made an absolutely mortified noise, âEW, HE IS MY BROTHER-.â
He wouldâve covered his mouth if he could.
âOh IS HE?â Bowser looked thrilled.
âNO I- I DIDNâT MEAN THAT-â
âOooh but you said it.. so heâs your brother, hm? Well tell me then, is he as ticklish as you?â he chuckled, gently scratching a claw under Luigiâs chin.
âI-hehehe-! S-stop! Iâm not t-telling you thahahat, you freak.-â
âFreak?!â Bowser looked pissed.
Luigi suddenly became scared again.
âWell, yeah I am kinda freaky,~â Bowser waggled his eyebrows.
âEw! Stop it, you weirdo!â Luigi involuntarily blushed, but kicked Bowserâs shin which didnât even phase him.
âHey! No kicking! And, you call me a weirdo, but somehow this is whatâs making you blush.â
Luigi couldnât even argue because Bowser was unfortunately correct.
The Koopa King grinned mischievously before suddenly lowering his head again.
Luigi recognized the look instantly.
âOh no no no-!â
PPFFBBBBBBT.
The raspberry against his stomach was so loud Luigi practically folded in half.
Bowser prevented this by easily holding his knees down.
Luigi never felt so restrained before, it made it tickle twenty times more.
âWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO MOHOHORE!!â he began snorting repeatedly, unable to stop.
Bowser laughed harder at that reaction than anything else so far.
âThat is the funniest sound Iâve ever heard.â
Luigi was laughing too hard to form words anymore, reduced to helpless wheezing giggles as Bowser alternated between raspberries and scribbling claws over his stomach and sides.
Finally, after another minute of relentless tickling, Bowser stopped.
Luigi slumped against the chair panting, hair a mess, face burning red.
Bowser crouched in front of him smugly, âready to talk more?â
Luigi glared weakly.
ââŚStill⌠donât know⌠where Mario is.â
Bowser stared at him for a beat then he sighed dramatically.
âYou know, usually this part of kidnapping is way less fun.â
Luigi snorted tiredly despite himself.
Bowser pointed immediately, âsee? You like me.â
âI absolutely do not.â
âMmhm.â
âYou tied me to a chair and tickled me for twenty minutes!â
Bowser considered this, âand yet youâre still smiling and blushing.â
Luigi froze.
Bowser grinned triumphantly.
ââŚI hate you.â
âNo you donât.â
ââŚMaybe a little.â
âWell⌠since you still donât wanna say anything..â Bowser dramatically huffed, though he grinned genuinely.
Luigi blushed more, feeling butterflies in his stomach.
Bowser grabbed hold of Luigiâs ankles, taking his shoes off in one swoop.
Luigi didnât even protest.. he only giggled in anticipation. Heâd tried to hide it this whole time, but goddamnit did he like this..
He loved being tickled, but the fear of Bowser made his brain confused since he liked what was happening but scared of the person- er- creature? doing it. Now he was too worn out to care..
âNo protests? Hm.. I think I may have broken the poor guy..â Bowser chuckled to himself.
His claws descended onto Luigiâs helpless feet, relishing in the squeal that came from behind him. Something else he noticed was that he was barely pulling his feet back..
Oh.. they were gonna be there for a long while..


















