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have you ever considered getting a job and working for money instead of crawling back to tumblr with a new fundraiser every month? no? you feel entitled to other peoples hard earned money? hmmm.
My brother in Christ, that fundraiser I posted is for a friend. I was met with such kindness and generosity in two of my biggest times of need, and now Iām working to get my friend that same help for his top surgery. It⦠itās not even ambiguous, did you actually read what I wrote š„²
A moment of your time, please! I have a friend in need!
Hey there, I'm Tony D.
I'm a 42-year-old male caring for my dad, and I'm facing⦠Antonio Drake needs your support for Help Tony and His
This community helped me so much when I was preparing for top surgery. Today, Iām asking for that sort of support for my friend. Heās such a wonderful guy and has been fighting like hell for this, and itās almost within reach! Every dollar is one less load he has to carry during the recovery process.
Please share this around, tell your friends, etc. Letās get him where he needs to go!
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Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again
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Peach had done all that she could.Ā Sheād spent every waking moment in prayer, petitioning the Star Spirits to protect her kingdom, her people, her loved ones. Sheād sent a steady flow of wish power into the heavens to accompany those prayers, in the off-chance even the smallest bit might reach the Mushroom Kingdom. Sheād never been one to lay down and die. But what moreĀ couldĀ she do?
Her life had become little more than waking prayer and tortured sleep and rationing out the single meal she was given each day. At some point, she began to push her untouched food tray back through the feeding slot,Ā as if this act of defiance granted her any real victory, as if denying herself would somehow let her regain agency; by the time hunger forced her to abandon this tactic, sheād already lost too much strength to regain on her own. She had no further trouble rationing, because she couldnāt stomach more than a few nibbles of stale bread and a few sips of water a day. She certainly had no trouble sleeping, because her mind was too exhausted to come up with new nightmares; she began to dream the same beautiful dream, night after night after night. And she prayed more constantly than ever, because her aimless petitions calmed her mind and led her back to the sanctity of sleep.
She'd never been one to lay down and die. How easily that was changing.
Today, sheād said her final prayers. She prayed for a suitable heir to the throne. She prayed that whoever it was would lead the Mushroom Kingdom with love and compassion. She prayed that the next one in line could pick up where she left off, right before her point of failure. All this, she prayed to occur for Toadsworth's sake. He deserved to retire and spend the rest of his life in peace.
Then she turned her intentions to her loved ones. One by one, she called them by name, until she circled back to the very first name sheād uttered.
āPlease⦠let Mario be alive.ā
There was more between the lines of her request: that he be loved, that heād live a long and happy life, that he could one day forgive her for her weakness, her cowardice. That somehow, he'd know her very last wish had been for him.
Her prayers were said. Her power was spent. Whatever tears she had left were shed silently, muddied by the grime that coated her cheeks. All that was left to do now was the very thing she'd come to excel at: lie down, close her eyes, and die.
And yet, suddenly, she couldnāt. For once, sleep eluded her. Sheād been laying on her cot for what felt like weeks, staring at the cold stone encasing her, with neither the reprieve of darkness nor the company of dreams. Sheād never felt so powerless in all her life.
That is, until she gained a visitor.
āHow are you feeling?ā
She almost didn't hear him. The gentle caress he laid against her cheek was nearly intangible, demanding she concentrate just to feel it. Peach didn't move, fearing he'd go as quickly as he'd arrived.
Still, she found her words, just for him.
"Tired," she sighed wearily."Very, very tired."
Mario chuckled. āI can tell. Youāve really been through the wringer, yeah?ā
Leave it to him to make light of the darkness. She lay perfectly still as his laugh echoed in her ears.
"What am I supposed to do now?"
His answer came all too easily.
"Rest," he said. "You've done all you can, Peach. Just rest."
She let his words sit with her a moment, waiting for them to ease the weight in her chest. This was when she was supposed to feel okay, wasn't it?
"Rest⦠rest⦠rest."
The more she heard him say it, the less she recognized it as Mario, until she couldn't remember what he sounded like to start with. His words, his presence, failed to comfort her, because she knew deep down that it wasnāt truly his. Deep down, she knew none of this was real.
Had her father done the same in his final hours?Ā As he lay dying, a husk that was once a beloved king, had he imagined Peachās mother lying beside him,Ā urging him to move onā to forget his uselessness, the tarnish left on his legacy, to join her and rest?
For the first time, Peach felt like she understood him. Their legacies would be one and the same: lead a promising life, watch it spiral, and then succumb to their circumstances. A legacy of failure.
"I'm really nothing more than my father's daughter.ā She sniffed, her smile bitter. āArenāt I?"
"Of course not!" Mario's outburst felt so certain, so resolute, that Peach couldn't tell if he was still speaking, or if she was merely remembering something heād already said. "Princess, look at you. Even here, stuck in some dingy old prison, you've kept fighting for all of us. And youāre still trying! Even now, when itās already over!ā
A pause, and then:
āItās okay to let go. No one can fight forever, Princess.ā
That wasnāt his voice. Not even a facsimile or misremembrence of it. Mario would never say that.
Peachās eyes almost opened, and she squeezed them shut before her brain could process the empty space beside her.Ā Mario, her kingdomās hero, a man who never knew when to quit, would never let her give up.Ā What she'd heard had been her own thoughts, her own voice, threatening to shatter the last line of comfort the Stars had seen fit to give her.
Then again, it wasn't impossible. Maybe itĀ wasĀ something he'd say if theĀ situation was hopeless enough. Surely he could recognize when a battle couldnāt be won, that thereās no need to die in agony if youāre going to die anyway.
āNo one can fight forever.ā He said it in the correct voice this time.
Peach sighed, relaxing once more. Better. That was much better."Will you stay with me, then? Until⦠until Iā"
She didn't dare finish that thought. Instead, she curled in on herself, convinced herself that she was curling into him instead.Ā And as she finally began to doze, she was even able to feel the kiss he pressed to her forehead. It was scratchy and soft, everything she couldāve possibly wanted, and backed with a gentle, reassuring smile.
Peach had done all that she could.Ā Sheād spent every waking moment in prayer, petitioning the Star Spirits to protect her kingdom, her people, her loved ones. Sheād sent a steady flow of wish power into the heavens to accompany those prayers, in the off-chance even the smallest bit might reach the Mushroom Kingdom. Sheād never been one to lay down and die. But what moreĀ couldĀ she do?
Her life had become little more than waking prayer and tortured sleep and rationing out the single meal she was given each day. At some point, she began to push her untouched food tray back through the feeding slot,Ā as if this act of defiance granted her any real victory, as if denying herself would somehow let her regain agency; by the time hunger forced her to abandon this tactic, sheād already lost too much strength to regain on her own. She had no further trouble rationing, because she couldnāt stomach more than a few nibbles of stale bread and a few sips of water a day. She certainly had no trouble sleeping, because her mind was too exhausted to come up with new nightmares; she began to dream the same beautiful dream, night after night after night. And she prayed more constantly than ever, because her aimless petitions calmed her mind and led her back to the sanctity of sleep.
She'd never been one to lay down and die. How easily that was changing.
Today, sheād said her final prayers. She prayed for a suitable heir to the throne. She prayed that whoever it was would lead the Mushroom Kingdom with love and compassion. She prayed that the next one in line could pick up where she left off, right before her point of failure. All this, she prayed to occur for Toadsworth's sake. He deserved to retire and spend the rest of his life in peace.
Then she turned her intentions to her loved ones. One by one, she called them by name, until she circled back to the very first name sheād uttered.
āPlease⦠let Mario be alive.ā
There was more between the lines of her request: that he be loved, that heād live a long and happy life, that he could one day forgive her for her weakness, her cowardice. That somehow, he'd know her very last wish had been for him.
Her prayers were said. Her power was spent. Whatever tears she had left were shed silently, muddied by the grime that coated her cheeks. All that was left to do now was the very thing she'd come to excel at: lie down, close her eyes, and die.
And yet, suddenly, she couldnāt. For once, sleep eluded her. Sheād been laying on her cot for what felt like weeks, staring at the cold stone encasing her, with neither the reprieve of darkness nor the company of dreams. Sheād never felt so powerless in all her life.
That is, until she gained a visitor.
āHow are you feeling?ā
She almost didn't hear him. The gentle caress he laid against her cheek was nearly intangible, demanding she concentrate just to feel it. Peach didn't move, fearing he'd go as quickly as he'd arrived.
Still, she found her words, just for him.
"Tired," she sighed wearily."Very, very tired."
Mario chuckled. āI can tell. Youāve really been through the wringer, yeah?ā
Leave it to him to make light of the darkness. She lay perfectly still as his laugh echoed in her ears.
"What am I supposed to do now?"
His answer came all too easily.
"Rest," he said. "You've done all you can, Peach. Just rest."
She let his words sit with her a moment, waiting for them to ease the weight in her chest. This was when she was supposed to feel okay, wasn't it?
"Rest⦠rest⦠rest."
The more she heard him say it, the less she recognized it as Mario, until she couldn't remember what he sounded like to start with. His words, his presence, failed to comfort her, because she knew deep down that it wasnāt truly his. Deep down, she knew none of this was real.
Had her father done the same in his final hours?Ā As he lay dying, a husk that was once a beloved king, had he imagined Peachās mother lying beside him,Ā urging him to move onā to forget his uselessness, the tarnish left on his legacy, to join her and rest?
For the first time, Peach felt like she understood him. Their legacies would be one and the same: lead a promising life, watch it spiral, and then succumb to their circumstances. A legacy of failure.
"I'm really nothing more than my father's daughter.ā She sniffed, her smile bitter. āArenāt I?"
"Of course not!" Mario's outburst felt so certain, so resolute, that Peach couldn't tell if he was still speaking, or if she was merely remembering something heād already said. "Princess, look at you. Even here, stuck in some dingy old prison, you've kept fighting for all of us. And youāre still trying! Even now, when itās already over!ā
A pause, and then:
āItās okay to let go. No one can fight forever, Princess.ā
That wasnāt his voice. Not even a facsimile or misremembrence of it. Mario would never say that.
Peachās eyes almost opened, and she squeezed them shut before her brain could process the empty space beside her.Ā Mario, her kingdomās hero, a man who never knew when to quit, would never let her give up.Ā What she'd heard had been her own thoughts, her own voice, threatening to shatter the last line of comfort the Stars had seen fit to give her.
Then again, it wasn't impossible. Maybe itĀ wasĀ something he'd say if theĀ situation was hopeless enough. Surely he could recognize when a battle couldnāt be won, that thereās no need to die in agony if youāre going to die anyway.
āNo one can fight forever.ā He said it in the correct voice this time.
Peach sighed, relaxing once more. Better. That was much better."Will you stay with me, then? Until⦠until Iā"
She didn't dare finish that thought. Instead, she curled in on herself, convinced herself that she was curling into him instead.Ā And as she finally began to doze, she was even able to feel the kiss he pressed to her forehead. It was scratchy and soft, everything she couldāve possibly wanted, and backed with a gentle, reassuring smile.
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The question was preceded by a sudden stillness, the cessation of metal against wood, which had given Peach enough notice to open her eyes and look towards the chair across from her. āHm?ā
āYou know,ā Mario continued, ācanāt you use your magic, stop the, uhāā he gestured to his abdomen with the flat side of his knife, stuttering briefly āāthe cramping, and the bleeding, and all that?ā
It took a moment longer for the question to sink in, and Peach pulled herself upright as it processed. Analgesics always made her mind slower, so she tried to avoid them where she could, but this monthās cramps had given her no choice. āIām afraid not. Not in this case, anyway.ā
Mario hummed. The block of basswood in his right hand had taken shape since Peach first laid down, vaguely round but still devoid of fine details; he stroked it with his thumb as he considered her response. āWhy not?ā
āWell⦠I suppose I can only heal injuries,ā Peach said. āCuts, bruises, things like that. And as painful as this can beā¦ā As if on cue, the unpleasant tightness in her lower belly flared up again, and she winced through the remainder of her reply. āItās a natural process. Thereās nothing to heal.ā
She heard the soft clunk of Mario setting his whittling project on the tea table, and once she was able to look again, he extended his left hand to her, glancing between her lap and her face in an unspoken offer. Had he noticed her pain, deduced from it that her heating pad had gone cold? Or was it just good timing? Either way, she took him up on his offer, carefully tossing the rice-filled sack across the space between them.
He caught it easily, setting it across his knees. āMakes sense, I guess. Just gotta let nature run its course, yeah?ā
Peach tried not to stare as he pulled his gloves off, tucking them into one pocket. His hands were beautiful, she often thought, a patchwork of healed burns and calluses. She also knew that he didnāt share her sentiment. Their ragged appearance was a sore spot for him, heād once confessed. That heād even become comfortable baring his hands in her presence, rare an occurrence as it remained, was a blessing.
He laid his palms over the length of the heating pad. The glow of magic, invisible to all but the most perceptive, began to radiate from his skin.
āBut what about the pain?ā he asked. āCanāt do anything about that, either?ā
āTh-the painā?ā Peach blinked, quickly tearing her gaze away. Right. She should spend less time staring and more time answering his questions. āNo, I canāt do much about that, either.ā
āOoh, wait, lemme guess: you can only heal pain if you can heal the source? So no boo-boo, no feel-better?ā Marioās eyes sparkled in the evening lamplight, his smile playful but sincere. āDid I get it right?ā
Another cramp set itself upon Peach, but she barely paid it any mind. Marioās delight was contagious. āSort of. I can help ease the pain of others, regardless of that painās source, butā¦ā She eased back into her chaise. Sitting upright wasnāt helping. āItās a more involved process.ā
āOh?ā
āI canāt heal pain, since pain itself is a response rather than an inflictor, but I can lay a fog over the afflictedās mind that helps block pain receptors. Again, since thereās nothing to be healed, nothing is changed except for the afflictedās perception.ā
āSoā¦ā Mario drummed his fingertips against the heating pad. āYou basically⦠make them think theyāre not in pain?ā
āMore or less. Think of it as an induced trance state of sorts.ā Peach sighed. āFor obvious reasons, if I try the same tactic on myself, it wonāt work.ā
āI getcha, I getcha,ā Mario said. āSorta like how itās impossible to tickle yourself, yeah?ā
Peach almost affirmed this, but she stopped short. āā¦Is that impossible?ā
āYeah, you know! Because you see it coming, so you canāt get caught off-guard.ā
Peach hummed. Sheād never considered that. Her hand hesitated over her thigh, but curiosity quickly got the better of her. She began to rapidly tap against herself, skittering deft fingertips up and down her side, mimicking the sort of touch that would have her writhing and squealing should it come from anyone else. Sure enough, nothing.
Mario sputtered.
āWhāā Peachās face grew hot as she looked to him once more. One glance into her eyes, and it was over; he guffawed loudly, slapping his knee and doubling over in his chair, tears pooling at the corners of his eyes.
āMario!ā Peach looked around for something, anything to throw at him (that wouldnāt actually hurt him or get damaged in the process), but came up empty. Instead, she leaned her head back into the chaise cushion and clutched her belly, laughing every bit as wildly. āMario, how could you? I trusted you!ā
āNo no, I meant it, Princess! I really meant it!ā Mario coughed, gasping in air as he got control of himself again. āI mean, make no mistake, I was absolutely gonna bait you into trying it, but you beat me to the punch!ā
āStars above, Mario,ā Peach groaned. Try though she might, she couldnāt even sound annoyed, or frustrated, or anything other than happy⦠if a little embarrassed.
āHeads up!ā
She didnāt respond in time. She jumped at the sudden weight that plopped onto her chest, though mercifully, Marioās return toss was gentle, gentle enough that the weight quickly registered as a comfort. And that was before the heat began to soak into her lounging dress. It wasnāt enough that her heating pad was heated once more; Marioās Firebrand had reactivated the oils the rice had been soaked in, filling the air around her with the deep, soothing scent of lavender.
Draping it over her abdomen once more, Peach inhaled deeply. Somewhere beneath the lavender, she could smell something far sweeter: the scent of skin and the remnants of basswood shavings. It was almost as if Mario was laying his hands directly on her. The mere thought sent her pulse racing.
She looked back to the chair across from her to ground herself in reality. Mario had already pulled his gloves back on, and he gathered his wood block and knife, settling in to return to his project, though not before giving her one more smile, his mustache curling up at the tips. Something in his gaze was so affectionate, so unbearably soft, that Peach felt the urge to cry. Were these tears of happiness, or tears of sorrow?
The tears never came. They were quelled by the warmth of the heating pad, the familiar hum of a song she didnāt recognize, and the scape of metal against wood. It was in this comfortable silence that she dozed off once more.