woaht woaht

introducing my girlfriend to the CW’s riverdale like oh yeah Cheryl and Jason are twins and Jason is the same age as Polly who is two years older than Betty but Betty and Cheryl are the same age everyone knows this. but I forget not everyone is a real riverhead

my improvements to tomodachi life: abolish marriage & monogamy. enable multiple pronouns & add it/its. add a new type of relationship where one person keeps the other as a pet.

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

my mom told me this story tonight about my grandfather. she said when he was a little boy he was afraid robbers would break into his house in the middle of the night and try to abduct him out of his bed. he thought that they would be able to feel that he was the shape of a little boy under the covers and know to grab him. so he would try to fall asleep in the shape of a letter of the alphabet. so that they would feel for him and be like "oh it's just the letter R, not a kidnappable child"

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

Waiter? For me, your yummiest slices of meats & cheeses. For the lady one yucky berry

Berry Sized Cackling Evil Witch: you always know what to get me