#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

I want it

quality content

Extreme quality

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

As a common witness of Sea Lions I can assure you that they would very much play out these scenes; they are extremely dramatic creatures

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

[ID: sketch of two seal-point kittens snoozing together drawn in orange - brown marker and blue pastel. They're curled around each other inside of a box, forming a square together /End ID]

I’m afraid some of ya’ll just don’t have the freak gene that lets you enjoy ACTUAL enemies to lovers. Ya’ll think that trope is just like coworkers fighting over a promotion or smth like no give me people that have tried to maim and kill one another or give me nothing

Reminder?! How was I ever supposed to know this?!

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry