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My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

what's the name for the type of fantasy that has like... ren faire artist booth style kitschy fairies and unicorns and dragons and elves and shit like that. because i really like it

actually thinking more about this, all of the images i have in my head are pretty much directly from arthur spiderwick's field guide to the fantastical world around you which i'm pretty sure i read more than the actual series' books

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

Ah. That would explain the popping sound. I assumed that was just my microwave being old. Good to note I shouldn't do that in the future.

fully expected 40k notes ngl

Wild to see this on my dash over a year later. Quick update on the aforementioned microwave it did get a whole burned through it but that was not due to this. Long story short don't leave your university experiments of how plasma can be formed at low temps with proper ionization setups plugged in underneath your microwave during a storm.

GIRL??????? I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED????

I DID I DIDNT PUT ANYTHING METAL IN THE MICROWAVE. JUST ON THE STOVE UNDER IT.

WHY ARE YOU LEAVING SCIENCE DXPERIMENTS ON THE STOVE??????

leave your experiments unattended. this is how we discovered penicillin!!

GIRL ORCA LEFT THE EXPERIMENT UNATTENDED AND MELTED A HOLE THROUGH HER MICROWAVE. ARE U IMPLYING THAT MICROWAVE WAS A PETRI DISH AND THE MELTED HOLE IS A LIVE SAVING FUNGUS?????

It proved its infact entirely possible to make plasma hot enough to separate water into hydrogen and oxygen (far cooler than the burning point of my microwave) using 12V and <0.1 amps of electricity at room temp so I'd say close enough!

WHERE ELSE AM I GONNA PUT IT. ON THE FLOOR WITH THE CATS? ON MY WOODEN DESK???

I DONT KNOW MAYBE IN A GARAGE??? OR NOT PLUGGED IN??????? OR IN A LAB????????????

Okay the lab comment is fair I should have left it at uni but they don't have locks and I didn't want it to get stolen :(

you don't want it to get stolen but risking a house fire is fine???? 😭😭

HELLO???

I have bought 10 stickers and it will be going on every PC I build for the end of time, and also on my vehicle. Peak, thank you for this gift.

Moths in electronics. Grace Hopper would be proud.