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once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

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fuck off i know what i have

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

Hanging out with me and you keep getting annoyed cause you think I keep sighing loudly but it's actually wind rushing through my strangely hollow interior and I blow away

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

Lot of y'all want to be fed a lot of BBQ meat, and take a long nap.

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Ghoul, do you also want some BBQ and a long nap?

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