i am a north english woman

[ID: A one-star goodreads review. It says: "Didn't read it. But heard it was good." /end ID].

*shuffles up to the mic*

i’m having a book sale atm and i couldn’t not mention it on here - it is only right and proper that all the tumblr friends should get discount books, after all. you’ve put up with my fic for a long time and, really, when you think about it, it’s all your fault anyway.

here’s what you need to know about the book:

gay romance between two childhood friends who live on separate continents

it’s vacation time like twice over so pool sex

one of them is a bit of dick

(but also so is the other if you look closely)

secret diary

Welsh characters

short (30k words) but sweet (with lots of dirty words/thoughts/actions)

totally standalone

it will be 99cents/pence for those of you living in the US or UK (you can blame amazon for that restriction btw, idk why they make it so) - usually it’s 2.99 or free to borrow in kindle unlimited.

i think that’s everything?

anyway you guys wanna see more of the completely necessarily horny theseus and minotaur sculpture by canova? because it’s my favourite thing and i legit want to know if canova intentionally made it as homoerotic as he possibly could because

well

Some of the presenters include:

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“Boss made a dollar Granddad made a dime But that was a poem From a simpler time.

Boss made a thousand Gave pa a cent But that penny paid the mortgage Or at least it paid the rent

This war isn’t over, it won’t be over until Donbas and Crimea and Mariupol and Kherson and Kharkiv are liberated and rebuilt. This war isn’t over until all the people being shipped off to Russia to be brainwashed into denying their Ukrainian heritage are returned home. This war will not be over until teachers are free to resume teaching in their native tongue. This war isn’t over until Russian leaders are held accountable for their baseless horrific war. This war is not over and I need to scream about it.

Моя гарна Україна, мій друзі, моя сім’я. Я не забуваю. Я бачу тебе. Ти така гарна і відванна знаеш чому? бо ти українка. 🇺🇦💙💛🌻

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