floating

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

WOW

I’m so furious.

WOW OKAY THEN

@antivanonmytongue

@anouroboros @rhilyn @thegildedgun @only-the-stars

“okay what’s the ca-OHSNAPITSABANGER”

I can guaren-fucking-tee it, you’d never believe that I knew EXACTLY what this was gonna be. Holy shit fuck.

step 1: make girl laugh step 2: make girl moan

the millennial steve irwin

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.

ME. ME. ME.

Literally how I plan my day when I have a thing

candles are how we keep fires as pets

this is unnecessarily adorable

it really is like this

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

date someone whose voice can make you calm… or wet… or both