prev. allisonreynolds

Nothing is funnier to me than Andrew Minyard thinking “when I’m sober Neil Josten will stop being hot and then I can live my life in peace” and then getting out of the hospital and immediately realizing that he is, in fact, in way too deep.

do not have the energy to block these bots anymore. hey girlies do you enjoy literary fiction?

i love tragic characters who get their whole world ripped out from underneath them and then completely fuck themselves and everyone around them over in the most violent unnecessary ways imaginable

ijust think its fun when a character loses something important to them and decides to kill people and then themselves about it

just because its a bromance doesnt mean you cant kiss him with tongue. follow for more nontoxic masculinity or else

forgot catholics were real for a second when i saw midnight mass trending on twitter i was just glad the tv programme was finally getting the attention it deserved

don't talk to me or my 300 pornbot followers ever again

I think... I can play video games. on the computer. Or can i....

incidentally a near-perfect reenactment of an exchange I'd have with my mother almost daily circa 2008