Bug, help me be more like you

the true genderfluid icon

Republican Jesus™

ok i try to keep religion off of my blog, but this is hilarious

It’s funny because they’re nothing like the religion they hold on to so dearly lol… These memes are dead on

…I just woke up from a dream in which there was an app that notified you when nearby LARPs needed an NPC, and you could, like, go pretend to be a surly shopkeeper or whatever and get paid, like, $10 for it.

damn now i want this to be an actual thing.

this is the wholesome pure content we need more of

she wants you to eat her

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

ginger ale is supposed 2 help settle ur stomach if ur nauseous so ppl get it on planes if they get planesick

ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to god’s earth while you’re thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

I’m going to bring t-pose sheen into the real world

The first 50% sound like every omniscum on the earth.

isnt omniscum that watch from ben 10

lmao same

GET IT GIRL

The last time I saw THAT MUCH THIRST to get railed by Cate Blanchett on a persons face I was looking at my reflection in my television screen

XD