trash girlfriend more like trashed girlfriend ayyyy

is everything okay man i couldn't help but notice you've been hesitant to say anything beautiful and true lately

3rd of april?? what the fuck. what’s next? april 4th?? a 5th of april???? give me a fucking break.

first corn i see tonight

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

Wait…what?

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

raccoons make no sense because they will leave your birdseed and garbage and garden and compost pile alone but they WILL open a barrel and pull out an empty 5 gallon gas canister and unscrew the lid and leave it in your yard and also untie the dog tether from your porch beam for no reason

god gave them hands but not shame

people still think you become rich ??? from working hard?????? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

me talking to a man: i know. i know. yeah i know. i know. i’m aware. yes i already know that

Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally