I only follow cute people

don’t do SHIT for a boy. don’t shave for a boy. don’t fake your interests for a boy. don’t leave school for a boy. don’t lose weight for a boy. and don’t cry for a boy. the world is full of boys but there is only one of you.

sugar buddy: your totally platonic rich friend who gives u expensive gifts 

a literal pay pal

@ God y do u waste beautiful eyelashes on ungrateful men

That awkward moment between birth and death

@ God please send me a hot boy who ain’t gonna fuck shit up in my heart or brain but is also down with my chill lifestyle and blesses my ego by telling me daily my ass looks good amen

…am i over you or am i just having a good day??

hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit

i love waking up already feeling really sad because it’s so efficient. no mood swings for me! take me straight to the bottom

i!!!!!!! hate!!!!!! being!!!!!!!! left!!!!!!!! out!!!!!! 

me: Actually I think I can do this The Disorder: mmmmohmygod