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hey i just got this horrifying mask at walmart today. i couldn’t help myself. im sorry. The impulse was too strong.

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did u buy it with money

dexthorn

i did, in fact, purchase it with money

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i’m screaming @ this finesse…. yes girl get that republican coin…….

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Is the pumpkin man screaming internally?

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Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake. Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good things, let’s try it.

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COMING THIS HALLOWEEN FROM SYFY

V A N P I R E

speedoweedo

on a list of dumb shit i know:

the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green.

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elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it.

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What else?

speedoweedo

the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like “my son died last year can you let me talk to him” and the seance person would be like ‘THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER’ then he’d rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN.

He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite.

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foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream.

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friend: i’ll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

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I think that there are women

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reminder that Channing Tatum is bisexual

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My junior year I would sleep in precalc everyday and then one day I came home and these pictures were on facebook.

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this bitch empty, TWEET

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someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

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