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the funniest part of katmai fat bear week is the comments on the obviously smaller bears pictures like “i’m sorry king 😔✊ we love you but your opponent is simply very fat. we still love you”
op?? where are grazers ears???
not op but i do have pics of grazer!!! behold her ears...
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this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤
“in front of my mother and my sisters, i pretend love is cheap and vulgar. i act like it’s a sin– i pretend that love is for women on a dark path. but at night i dream of a love so heavy it makes my spine throb– i dream up a lover who makes love like he is separating salt from water.”
— Salma Deera, “salt” (via virgoassbitch)
If only pre historic fish did not grow feet and crawled to the land
“This is YOUR fault!”
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Pffffffff
Me, at fictional characters: THIS WOULDN’T BE A PROBLEM IF YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS
Me, in real life: if i give even the vaguest notion of my feelings to anybody i would die
see also
me at fictional characters: This miscommunication is RIDICULOUS, those two clearly had like, 10 different moments where they could have talked about it but they didn’t, now this situation is unrealistically overwhelming
me in real life, with anyone: I shouldn’t mention that, right? No need to be precise about that, right? Yeah that should be fine
do u guys think the universal translator sometimes has to add context for words that aren’t directly translatable. Like a human calls a vulcan a nerd and it comes out as smart (derogatory)
This post honestly keeps getting better
TStweet 07/12/20 :
Talking with your closeted non-binary friend’s parent about them:
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I lost one of the ear covers for my headphones so I came up with a ridiculous solution
Mario looks like hes plotting your downfall
other peoples laughter is sweet as nectar and ambrosia... call that acceptance sensitive euphoria
wait a minute.
Cant invent shit w ADHD 😔
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We do it more
Flavor of Love season 1 — (2006)
only reblogging cause ive seen this meme a thousand times but ive somehow never seen it in motion
how the fuck did i never put together that these are the same person what
Her name is Tiffany “new york” Pollard and she’s fucking hilarious. These are also her:
Dude I have like mild face blindness and I had no idea these were all the same person what a legend
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ROMAN HOLIDAY (1953) dir. William Wyler
do you guys know about the dark souls 2 pickaxe
no i don’t liz
so the pickaxe can only be unlocked by one single method in the entire game. it’s not through a boss fight or hidden behind a locked door or purchased from a merchant.
in brightstone cove tseldora, at the first bonfire, there is a group of pigs. they just act like normal pig enemies. there is no indication that they are different in any way and none of their behaviour is abnormal.
at the end of brightstone cove tseldora, close to the entrance to the boss room, is a chapel filled with spiders where the floor is broken in certain places. to get there from the beginning, you must pass several traps and enemies, a miniboss fight against the prowling magus and congregation, several dangerous drops, and a sinkhole.
to unlock the pickaxe, you must do all that, but lead one of the pigs the entire way down. all the way past everything, to that chapel at the end of the level, where it will start digging in the dirt poking through the broken floor, and unearth the pickaxe. the pig must make it to the end of the level without losing aggro on you or dying. this is the only way in the entire game to unlock the pickaxe, which is a joke weapon that’s not worth using even if it were easily accessible, and the game gives you no indication that this is something you can or should do
