Korg plays fortnite

i need everyone to understand that neither of these are jokes

me, a writer who does a very poor job at outlining: oh!! that’s right!!! i was going to include a murder!! glad i remembered in time!

People with airpods can’t put their AirPods in their ears and loosely wrap the chord under the head of their penis and bounce it up and down mimicking the head movements of a horse making it feel like you’re riding a horse and your penis is the horse and the cord of my headphones is the reigns. You can’t do that with AirPods.

i don’t know nothing about mooming but i am best friends with that three inch tall onion head FREAK that looks like an 80 year old 2 year old

it is with great shame that i must announce ive been playing video games

in this house we are violently anti sparkling water