way-worn

Completely unironically this is one of my new favorite pieces of literature

Dude's out here proving how rpg inventories really are possible

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

#no block button we lose like men

#dodge or die #there is no block

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

Don’t talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemy’s HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.

Next some loser is gonna tell me to use the brake button in a racing game. No I hold accelerate the whole time and either drift or die

Sun Tzu is so fucking funny to me because for his time he was legitimately a brilliant tactician but a bunch of his insight is shit like "if you think you might lose, avoid doing that", "being outnumbered is bad generally", and "consider lying."

I clicked fearing it would be Out Of Touch but, instead, it is perfectly splendid

Diversity win! The gorgeous youth’s death match is equal opportunity

honestly a couple of leeches sucking on my blood could fix me. it didn’t work for those guys in the middle ages because they did it wrong

y'all like this one huh

blocked. and i hope a cat ignores all your pspspsps