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Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

@unofficial-autism-post

Something post-apocalyptic about the Gamechanger series. It's like, the world of hockey we know but Scott Hunter happened, and now that impact is rippling through all of it, splitting atoms

Or maybe I'm just unaccustomed to the chewy satisfaction of soap opera continuity???

much to consider

thinking of ilya in the privacy of his all stars room door locked carefully typing ‘compatible’ into his phone with the most disgusting feeling of anxiety and disgust at his own needs inside him, thinking about the relief and fear and confusion when reading the result

i gotta be real with you guys im just sort of stunned tumblr has been running an open-front ZenDesk form for tumblr TOS reporting this whole time that doesnt require any kind of validation except a fucking email address. this one fact alone explains every single "why did so and so get banned for no reason" event of the past X years. however it is equally baffling that i didnt notice it before now. i would say it is baffling they implemented it in the first place but like i said, the management of their website is verifiably not well

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

i am a biological machine that turns cold cans of Campbell’s soup into shareholder value and nude selfies

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

funny as fuck that i spent the first 24 years of my life or so being like “how could i possibly be autistic? i can stare people in the eye nonstop for an entire conversation and they’ll get uncomfortable first! and im not shy or anything i could talk nonstop about my favorite stuff for hours!”