disaster lesbian

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

save me mutuals I arbitrarily decided were cool. Save me

they don't know who they are but I do. Save me

finally accepting that i’m a lesbian, happy pride :)

one year later, let’s gooooooo ❤️🧡🤍🩷❤️

i truly am a sucker for a cheesy show/movie based off of a cheesy ass book

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

PHOEBE BRIDGERS PHOEBE BRIDGERS PHOEBE BRIDGERS PHOEBE BRIDGERS PHOEBE FUCKING BRIDGERS

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

does anyone else sometimes feel evil for making too many posts in a day. like i will just keep posting regardless but usually once i pass 4ish i start feeling like some type of villain…

I love Lana but Trixie highkey ate her up when she covered “video games”