reshop.

The beginning.

The first cat memes. 

Someday we will find cat memes painted on the wall of a cave

And they are GREAT pottery shards

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

If this happens to your cat and you’re able to, check out your local shelter (or their page) for newborn kittens! They require 24 hour care that staff can’t provide most of the time so you’re saving them by taking them for your cat to care for or fostering them yourself.

And we end on a hopeful note. Thank you for that reminder

It’s midnight and I’m trying to be quiet bc I can’t stop laughing at this post. It’s been about ten minutes now. Send help.

I work in marketing. Not only are they spending money on ads rather than paying employees more, they are cutting hourly employees hours, laying people off, furloughing people, and then forcing the remaining employees to work harder to get extra work done to create the "thank you" ads on top of their regular assignments. It's a real fun time to work in marketing.

i like this story because a cop was shot but nobody will get in trouble for shooting the cop and some children got to calmly play with a dog

At least there’s one thing I can count on in this crazy mixed up world

for a hot second there I thought “he” was that bearded doll thing perched on the stairs and ngl I nearly pissed myself